Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of judging whether you look fat on that particular dress.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of your day long diwali shopping.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of trying all the shirts in Pantaloons just for you to find the right shirt for me.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of the night calls in which you talk about our kids and their kids’ future who are yet to born.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of your ability to surprise me day by day.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

I hate the fact that you know me better than I do.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of those morning calls you wake me up for the usual morning jog around the park.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again.

I am sick of all the medications you buy me to cover the bald head I have.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

I am sick of you eating all the rice and give me all the meat so that I can put on more weight.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

I am sick of getting lost in your deep eyes and not recovering at all.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

I am sick of staring at the mobile phone for your message or call when you are with your parents.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

I am sick of the affection you show on my parents.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again,

I hate being a sucker of your cooking.

 

Don’t ever try to come in front of my eyes again

For I will fall hopelessly in love again with you.

 

 

Moral of the story : Don’t stalk your ex’s profile in facebook. It will lead to serious verbal diarrhea